Twilight Vampire Nipple Tassels

These make me laugh.

I would totally consider buying a pair but my questions are these:

Would Bella ever wear these? No!

Would my husband be thrilled that I wear tassels? Yes!

Twilight Tasseles? No - but I think he'd not even notice or care they were "Twilight" inspired and just be thrilled I am wearing Tassels.

That being said, I am not going to buy them, but I am certain a few of my readers might and at the very least will enjoy the idea ha!

I see the convo going like this - "Dear Hubby, if you lather up with this sparkly body lotion I will wear Twilight Tassels on my bewbies...."

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