Friday, January 1, 2010

My 2010 Predictions

I don't usually make predictions but I have had a ton of people ask me so let's give it a go...

  • #1 - Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will have a leaked sex tape that will make Robsten Lovers around the world quiver with happiness and joy... a full "twi-o" --- it will beat New Moon and Twilight combined for most downloaded video ;)

  • #2 - Twilight Saga Eclipse will outsell New Moon.

  • #3 - Breaking Dawn will be announced - filming will start this Fall in Vancouver. Twifans will flock to the 'couve once more, I will be bombarded with emails once more ranging from admiration, requests for information, and hate.

  • #4 - Jon Gosseline will be date raped by the Octo-mom leading to her pregnancy of another 6 children.

  • #5 - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will have a very public and messy break-up. It will be revealed Tom Cruise was infected by scientology aliens and is half robot. Katie will go back to doing what she want.

  • #6 - Brangelina will adopt 4 more children, ok maybe 3 and she'll pop out the 4th.

  • #7 - Taylor Lautner turns 18 and immediately poses for Playgirl... ha jk... Channing Tatum? Please?

  • #8 - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens will become engaged... then single.

  • #9 - With one Jonas married, I predict another Jonas will lose his virginity ring... out of wed-lock *gasp* the sex tape will be all the talk, til Robsten's sex tape comes out of course.

  • #10 - Summit tries to sue a broadway production of Snow White for using a poisoned red apple being held in a white woman's hand - total copyright infringement... woah-wait .... LoL

  • #11 - A famous actress will have twins.... too vague? ok um Elizabeth Reaser? LOL

  • #12 - Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth will host a major gala for charity.

  • #13 - There will be an earthquake on the west coast.

  • #14 - Sam Bradley's new album is a chart topper in North America.

  • #15 - Lady GaGa has a wild and crazy show gone wrong. I don't like to predict bad things, but I'm thinking her wildness goes too far... for even her.

  • #16 - The reason for Bryce Howard Dallas' casting in Eclipse to replace Rachelle LeFevre is finally revealed... and it is NOT just "schedule conflicts" (duh!)

  • #17 - Bobby Long and Marcus Foster return to Vancouver to perform in the Fall .... while BD is filming... Rob has one too many heineken's and joins them on stage to sing a few tunes... fans go nuts, the youtube hits are almost as high as the robsten sex tape.

  • #18 - A Summit big-wig casts another family member for another minor, pointless role in a Summit movie.

  • #19 - 100 Monkey's "Wide Awake" becomes a top played song on radio stations across the world.

  • #20 - Nikki Reed gets married... Sage writes a song for the big day.

  • #21 - It is discovered that vampires really do exsist and werewolves also.

  • #22 - Dog the Bounty Hunter has another child with Beth, meaning Baby Lisa's daughter has an auntie younger than her.

  • #23 - Dawson's Creek has a reunion, it is bigger than Saved by the Bell reunion and Pacey is hotter than ever after divorcing Joey after catching her cheating on him with Dawson for a Speilberg porno.... or something... [This is after, of course, Katie is freed from Tom and can make her own decisions in what to act in again]

  • #24 - World Peace

  • #25 - Malicious Mandy / Martini Mandy will launch a new blog - ok this isn't a prediction... just you wait - it'll be awesome!

    Happy New Year Y'all!
  • 3 comments:

    Jen and Sar said...

    Would LUV # 17...although I'm Team Edwared...I might sneak a peak at #7...Agree with #2 & #3, minus the hate mail...AND #13...pretty typical. Had a 5.8 this week. Centered off Mexico, but being that I live in San Diego...most of us could feel it. Minus me...i was in the shower dreaming of RPattz. jk

    pamj said...

    So funny! What a great imagination you have!

    I'd like to add a fantasy to the predictions - first, that the Robsten sex-tape breaks Robsten up; and second, Rob decides he wants to date an unknown older woman.....hmmmm

    Unknown said...

    lmao and the exposure of tom will be what ends the world in 2012 ahahahahahaha