Wednesday, December 30, 2009

5 ways to get a Twi_laugh at your NYE Party


Robsten Lovers posted this:

5 ways to get a Twi_laugh at your NYE Party

1. At the stoke of midnight reach in your purse and pull out your Pocket Edward, planting a big ol' kiss on his plastic perfection! Then turn to your friends and declair him your date for 2010.

2. At some point, with champaign bottle in hand, address said bottle by saying "The mood swings you cause are beginning to give me whiplash!"

3. Just for kicks, wear one amber contact and when asked what's wrong with your eyes, respond with "Edward didn't get the job done, saying New Years Eve was just one more human experience I still needed!"

4. Order a Bloody Mary by saying, "Bloody Mary please. Heavy on the blood, and leave out the Mary. **Pause** I'm on the Cullen diet!"

5. Start your New years toast by saying, "Happy New Year, and in the words of Edwad Cullen, know you are all exactly my brand of heroin!"