Looking back, I should have said yes to Robert Pattinson....and the orgy... what?

Ha ha ha ok so I wanted the title to be catchy - but read on and it makes sense....

I saw this over at Robsessed and it literally made me LOL - - -


This is a funny/interesting post from a blog called Platform.
It's by a woman called Elizabeth Sankey and if i'm honest I'll admit I'm very jealous of her!

Here's what she has to say:
I have something to admit/brag about. In my School days I actually knew Rob Pattison (oh goodness how did that get in here?!), he was a rather weird youth who was friends with a girl in my year. We used to make short films together, and one time he played the part of my imaginary boyfriend (how ironic). When it was time for me to write my own script and cast his part I decided to go for a subtly nuanced piece of cinema, exploring the different types of courtship for modern youths, and the obsessions that easily develop over a short space of time. It was called ‘Oblongs and Three-Sided Shapes: INTERESTING WINS OUT IN THE END’. Rob came to the casting (at Starbucks over a caramel frappucino) and put in quite a good performance. Not amazing, but quite good. I didn’t really feel like he’d owned his emotions, you know? He then admitted he hadn’t actually read my script (I CAN’T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS) and so he did that while I asked for more cream and caramel sauce on my iced beverage. I returned to the table, “Hey this is great!” “Yes I know, thank you” (in this dramatisation the part of me is played by comic book guy) “You know what we should do at the end though? Turn it into a big massive orgy with everyone just getting off with each other”. Silence. “I do not think you really get my intention with this piece of theatrical cinema. I feel that working with you would be a compromise of my artistic integrity”.

Hold up.

HOLD UP. This bitterness and jealousy has consumed me.

I’m a f**king idiot. That was a brilliant idea, what’s wrong with me? It would have been funny, hot, starring Robert Pattison (instead of giving him ‘lights’ to do or something), and would have shown that INTERESTING WINS OUT IN THE END.

God, I am such a freaking moron. Bye x