Saturday, January 23, 2010

Craigslist Ad - Twilight Related


It says:

Older jaded male seeking younger vibrant female for a forbidden romp. I’ve had many a nocturnal emission, and find myself on a quest for a licentious carnal release. Scouring snow covered earth for someone so poignant, I can’t take my mind’s eye off her—until she’s wrapped tight around me like a second flesh of skin. No threat of my incisors sinking into your carotid artery, I’ll keep the penetration simple, and use my penis.

[Craigslist]

2 comments:

QuiltNut Creations said...

ACK!

Anonymous said...

Bahahahaha that's hilarious!....I sure hope they were joking